

Horror Movie Survival GuideSurvival Tip # 1 :Horror Movie Survival Guide
When someone approaches you with blood smeared all over their face and pieces of shredded flesh dangling from their body save your self the time and DON'T run up to them in a panic going " OH MY GAWD!!! ARE YOU OKAY!? " It's pretty obvious they're not gonna respond with an " Oh, I'm just peachy! Thanks! How are you??"
-THEY - ARE- NOT - OKAY-
Survival Tip # 2
COMMON SENSE PEOPLE - avoid dark places! If you must go in the dark TAKE A LIGHT AND A GUN . No gun? Take an x-bf /gf - someone you're willing to loose. Don't have one of those? Look up a hooker's n
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